Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Shame is for Republicans.
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