She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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