Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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