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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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