so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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