i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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