hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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