its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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