why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I just forgot I was standing up.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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