So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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