hell yes lets make some ravioli
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
