I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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