Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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