I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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