Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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