I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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