once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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