if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
