Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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