im holly from the hills drunk
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Found the puke drawer
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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