she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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