God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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