C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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