You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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