Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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