New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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