my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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