a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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