Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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