hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
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