the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
did i walk over a car last night?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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