I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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