somebody snuck up and got me drunk
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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