I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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