either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
i out mim tonsoeep
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