She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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