i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
