so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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