they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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