According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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