I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
bring money and cleavage
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Randomize
