I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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