I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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