Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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