You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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