Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
how does that bad decision feel?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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