I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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