I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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