therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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