420 ftw
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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