just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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