Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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