my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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