The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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